MEET THE CHARACTERS

*Adjusts designer tie with tiny arms* Greetings, shareholders and potential assets. Magnate Rex here, CEO of DinoCore and professional disruptor of disruptive technologies. Some say I'm destroying the planet for profit, but I prefer to think of it as "aggressive environmental restructuring with beneficial financial outcomes."

When I'm not buying out smaller companies or dodging environmental regulations, I enjoy long walks on my private beach (recently acquired through totally legal means) and practising my evil laugh in the executive bathroom.