MEET THE CHARACTERS

Hey there, fellow code warriors! Techla the Troodon here, professional tech guru and reluctant participant in corporate dystopia. Currently stuck at ScaleMates trying to make social media less soul-crushing (spoiler alert: it's not going great).

When I'm not fighting against addictive algorithms or trying to convince my boss that mind control is generally frowned upon, I enjoy hacking into supposedly secure systems and leaving snarky comments in the code.

Fun fact

I once reprogrammed all of ScaleMates' servers to respond exclusively in haiku. Took them three days to notice!