MEET THE CHARACTERS

*Materialises mysteriously* Oh, hello there! Don't mind me, just your friendly local cosmic mentor, popping in and out of existence to dispense cryptic wisdom and teach early humans how to not be completely hopeless.

Job responsibilities include: showing up at dramatically appropriate moments, speaking in riddles that only make sense in hindsight, and maintaining my air of mystery while basically being a cosmic substitute teacher.

Fun fact

I may or may not know everything that's going to happen, but where's the fun in spoiling it? Let's just say the future is... interesting. *vanishes mysteriously*

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