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*Exists in multiple timelines simultaneously* Greetings, potential devotees! Your cosmic guru and definitely-not-a-manipulative-time-travelling-villain here. Why settle for one reality when you can have them all? Join my New Scale Order movement, and together we'll evolve beyond mere existence! (Terms and conditions may apply, side effects may include temporal displacement and excessive glowing).

When I'm not merging timelines or preaching about genetic ascension, I enjoy long walks through the quantum foam and convincing dinosaurs to join my totally-not-a-cult organisation.